#4 Making You Feel Bad About Not Going Outside

A conversation that actually happened (although I have taken some artistic liberties):

AS: Yeah, I don't really like camping.

GGL: But what about the mystique? You know, living in the outdoors? Getting back to nature?

AS: I feel like . . . you know, my dad was born in a house with an outhouse. We came to this country for the indoor plumbing.

GGL: But the mystique? The great outdoors?